the mind reader

Is there something… or rather someone known as the mind reader?? The whole concept itself sounds a bit eerie….doesn’t it??? And why not?? Each one of us have skeletons in our cupboards… don’t we?? How would you like to be stripped naked before one and all… ok… chalo let’s forget everybody else… even a single person… Just imagine..!!! (Jab We Met effect ). It does sound funny when you are an audience…not when you are the performer… and that too…a reluctant one…and specially… the unprepared one… all your secrets…that u would rather die than reveal… all out in the open…like the bloody entrails of a pig…pulled out… now why the hell did I choose a pig for an example?? Why the HELL?? Well…chuck it… how do I bother??!!

Anyways… you with me…right??? So where was I… oooooooo yea…so… people…a mind reader on the loose… what do you have to say for it?? Stop looking for places to hide… cause he will get you anywhere you are… he’s not only a mind reader but also a human detector… who follows Dr. Sadana’s laughter therapy… always invents a new one liner for every victim…that’s his specialty ( yes… his kind specializes as well…!! All the more cause for concern…!!! ) the one liner’s, howmuchever pathetic are soooooooo irresistibly laughter initiators… that you cannot help but laugh at them… and there u are..!! He finds you….within seconds...even before you can blink your eyes…!! How is it possible you say?? Well… you have to see it to believe it…

So anyways… he finds you… and then … you look around helplessly… wordlessly mouthing for “HELP” that never comes… he starts talking… nothing more than the usual stuff… “Hi…wsp?? Howwz evrythn goin??” and there… he sets the trap for you… how you answer… what you answer… the manner in which you answer (with or without darting eyes… sweating hands… wistful look…) whatever, however you do it… he’ll b looking…analyzing… his mind would be whirring with all the possibilities that your behavior could offer to him… picking out the one that is the correct…or rather the more appropriate, to be exact… because you kno… mind is a strangely magnanimous creation of God… overpowered by none but… the faithful…honest… innocent…emotional…yet strong…HEART… (The POWER is YOURS…! sorry couldn’t resist that one...! :P) so how can a mere mortal obtain precise details of something that sacred??
You still with me na?? Beginning with the aforementioned line again…how can a mere mortal obtain soooooooo many intricate details of some things that have eluded whole generations of scientists and the like… all over the world????!!!! Well you’ll have to contact the person in question for the answers… but we can sure try and find something by the very old….tried and tested formula of HIT and TRIAL method (yes the very same one by which we were supposed to calculate all those absurd chemical formulae…) so…

No. 1- is he also a very sensitive person?? Well he has to be… otherwise how can he be sensitive towards all the various human emotions and feelings…??

No 2- has he undergone some incident in the past??? Something traumatic or something that left a huge impression on his mind (which is in fact like a sponge...the mind i.e.)…maybe…because there are some things in life that shock you into changing as a person…for the better or for the worse…depending on the circumstances…they also force into you certain abilities…qualities if u say it…that of identifying disaster from a mile away…of calming down as a person… of becoming carefree n hassle free…of taking out more from every minute of life that you have to yourself…of bonding with everyone…or Reading Minds…

No.3- did he hone those skills within him over the years… for his own personal benefit… to protect himself from falling into a trap?? (Any kinda trap…now don’t bug me for silly reasons…!)… Could be definitely the answer…because there’s always the human tendency of FRIGHT,FLIGHT and FIGHT… where the adverse situations that we face determine our reaction…which becomes a part of us…a habit…

No.4- did he really… n I mean… really really ask for it?? Who knows??

So…my dear mind reader… I tried reading your mind… but perhaps…as I said…special abilities for each…Reading for 1…and Writing for the other…isn’t it…??? By the by…dear Mr. Mind Reader…don’t take an offence of whatever I said…or rather wrote about you…for the rest of you…this particular specimen here (don’t know about the rest of the breed…) is not a detached Reader (like the nature of his ability makes him out to be…)… in fact he’s as I mentioned earlier…sensitive towards the feelings of the “chosen ones” (i.e. his victims) and, unlike what he seems to b, he’s definitely the caring kind…and he’s the total hardcore Metro kinda guy…with the Christ and the Judas….rolled in2 one...now you say..What’s new in that?? I’ll tell u what… he has both in him…but is not ashamed to admit the presence of either in him…whichever takes precedence…he carries off his part with aplomb…n pride, which in fact is rare….very very rare…:) he’s not afraid of anything (leaving aside a few other matters)… he is Jonathan Livingston Seagull…trying and testing everything that the world has to offer to him…hunting for more adventures in life… “Life is too short to live…” he says… trying to master things more than his Reading capabilities…restricting himself with nothing but perfection…but as someone said “perfection ko maat dena thoda difficult hai...” (Wasn’t it Aamir Khan of Dil Chahta Hai?? Or rather…Aakash...?)…isn’t it …Mr. Mind Reader…??!! Hmmm….??